The Ginger One goes AWOL

There has been a change of crew, Shawn has gone AWOL, no excuse that I know of. But the skipper has Shanghaied another. He is Paul Hares, I have no salacious gossip, other than his fashion sense is suspect.

Deano and myself are in charge of provisioning the boat, to that end I am picking him up at 1000 on Friday the 23rd and we will be scouring Tesco s for all high cholesterol foods.
Tuesday 20th The skipper rang me from his death bed, he has been poorly. He went out the night before and must have drunk a dodgy pint!

Him, Paul and Poppa Bear hope to leave 1100 Friday, that's if they can tear Mike away from his desk.