The first and I suspect the only Planning Meeting took place at The Three Brooks Pub Bradley Stoke. The venue was chosen because you can get a curry and a pint cheaply before 1800. The reason for the planning meeting was to go sailing in The Lizard's posh yacht.
Present were: Deano, Nige, Mike and Rudi.
Shawn (Known as The Ginger One) was either bringing the Ansty factory to its knees or robbing Tescos.
Needless to say there was little planning.
Deano opened the meeting by telling a story when, in his yooth, he and his gang decided to drive to Weymuff... Unfortunately or fortunately I missed this tale as Rudi was describing his double hernia! Is this a form of one-upmanship? not just one boring old hernia but two!!. I felt quite deprived, I haven't had one!
Needless to say there was little planning.
Planning meeting in full swing.
Deano opened the meeting by telling a story when, in his yooth, he and his gang decided to drive to Weymuff... Unfortunately or fortunately I missed this tale as Rudi was describing his double hernia! Is this a form of one-upmanship? not just one boring old hernia but two!!. I felt quite deprived, I haven't had one!
Rudi explained that at the bottom of your stomach you have an exit hole through which your plumbing passes. Rudi was lifting his motor cycle and two hernias dropped through the hole. The resulting discomfort got particularly troublesome when he was in the States, and as there was an offer on at the local hospital of "Two for one", he grabbed it. So to speak... 
Poppa Bear raised the issue of celebrating his significant birthday. he would like to relive a trip to Benidorm. The highlight of this trip was when Shawn brought a whale to the shared bedroom and demonstrated his harpooning techniques all night as Deano cowered under the adjacent duvet pretending to be asleep.
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Poppa Bear raised the issue of celebrating his significant birthday. he would like to relive a trip to Benidorm. The highlight of this trip was when Shawn brought a whale to the shared bedroom and demonstrated his harpooning techniques all night as Deano cowered under the adjacent duvet pretending to be asleep.
The Whale?
Deano was charged with masterminding the trip. Poppa Bear invited me to come along. Hmmmm, tempting! Particularly when there is a chance of meeting these beauties. I toyed briefly with idea, however common sense eventually kicked in. Continuous drinking until dawn, I don't think so, the only thing I can now do all night now is piss and say encouraging words to my prostate!
Benidorm beauties!
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